Category Archives: Blog

Egging The Jay Leno Show

I fucking hate Jay Leno, and I don’t think I’m alone (if you google “Jay Leno sucks” you get about 158,000 results). So when news broke yesterday that Jay Leno was bumping Conan to a new time slot or possibly even off the air I decided something had to be done… with eggs.
After calling my [...]

Now why would anybody be scared of the LHC?

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) – a 17 mile long particle accelerator on the France/Switzerland border – has been a center of controversy ever since its construction began.
Pseudoscientists, religious nuts and fear-mongering journalists have speculated that the colliding particles will create a black hole that would swallow the earth, or whatever other crappy idea [...]

digg… still fucking retarded

This article was voted onto the front page of digg today. It details how 86% of Americans are dissatisfied with the current direction of US. …problem is it was written over a year ago and features a photo of then President Bush.
I’m sure the same users who voted it on to front page are the [...]

Research says protecting yourself with a gun makes you 5 times more likely to get shot

“I’ll give you my gun when you take it from my cold, dead hands!” Or so goes the popularized slogan once muttered by NRA President Charlton Heston (conservatives love electing them thar Hollywood stars). Sadly that phrase may ring true for gun owners after a recent study released by the American Journal of Public Health [...]

Something isn’t right here

Welcome to America where if you’re a cop who beats a 15 year old girl you might get fired, but if you duct tape a cat you’re looking at 2 years in prison.

If you happened to catch today’s latest news rest assured our legal system works fast when it comes to arresting criminals. Criminals like [...]

God damn you Michael Bay…

So if you’ve been by your local 7-Eleven recently and happened to grab a Slurpee you may have noticed this souvenir cup:

Why the hell does Megatron now have a giant penis?
No… seriously why? He’s a fucking robot. Answers… I want fucking answers.

Quite possibly the best trailer I’ve seen in a while

Ladies and gentlemen I present “Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus”. Somehow I knew Lorenzo Lamas was going to be in this. And yes at :47 seconds that is a giant shark body-slamming a 747.

Via Slog… Via Towleroad.

Why focus groups work…

You think somebody would have caught this before they threw down for a nationally syndicated commercial. Yes it’s real, no, this is not a joke.

Facebook doesn’t care about French Canadians

Notice anything wrong with the map above?
Where I’ve been is one of the most popular applications among Facebook-philes allowing users to tag and mark where they’ve lived, been etc. But don’t look for any help if you’ve visited the Canadian Province of New Brunswick which has been essentially erased off the face of the earth [...]