Category Archives: Movies

God damn you Michael Bay…

So if you’ve been by your local 7-Eleven recently and happened to grab a Slurpee you may have noticed this souvenir cup:

Why the hell does Megatron now have a giant penis?
No… seriously why? He’s a fucking robot. Answers… I want fucking answers.

Quite possibly the best trailer I’ve seen in a while

Ladies and gentlemen I present “Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus”. Somehow I knew Lorenzo Lamas was going to be in this. And yes at :47 seconds that is a giant shark body-slamming a 747.

Via Slog… Via Towleroad.