Category Archives: Arts

Egging The Jay Leno Show

January 8 10

I fucking hate Jay Leno, and I don’t think I’m alone (if you google “Jay Leno sucks” you get about 158,000 results). So when news broke yesterday that Jay Leno was bumping Conan to a new time slot or possibly even off the air I decided something had to be done… with eggs.
After calling my [...]

By Captain Joseph Hazelwood Also posted in Blog, TV Tagged , , Comments(4)

God damn you Michael Bay…

June 15 09

So if you’ve been by your local 7-Eleven recently and happened to grab a Slurpee you may have noticed this souvenir cup:

Why the hell does Megatron now have a giant penis?
No… seriously why? He’s a fucking robot. Answers… I want fucking answers.

By Jeff Gillooly Also posted in Blog, Movies Tagged , , Comments(37)

Quite possibly the best trailer I’ve seen in a while

May 12 09

Ladies and gentlemen I present “Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus”. Somehow I knew Lorenzo Lamas was going to be in this. And yes at :47 seconds that is a giant shark body-slamming a 747.

Via Slog… Via Towleroad.

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