I fucking hate Jay Leno, and I don’t think I’m alone (if you google “Jay Leno sucks” you get about 158,000 results). So when news broke yesterday that Jay Leno was bumping Conan to a new time slot or possibly even off the air I decided something had to be done… with eggs.
After calling my shot on reddit I recruited an accomplice photographer and headed down the road to Burbank.
12 Grade A large eggs.
Approaching the studio… Leno puts his name in giant typeface so the old people who watch his show can find the building.
3:30 PM in Burbank, all is calm.
I dropped about half of the eggs jumping out of the car. I guess egging in broad daylight is a little more risky.
My first few eggs landed in the staff parking lot. One guy thought I was aiming at him until the eggs started connecting with the building.
My photographer friend (who may or may not work for NBC/Universal) stayed in the car. I don’t blame him.
The people waiting outside started fleeing to the far side of the building.
Mission accomplished: Time for a victory burrito.
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This corporate vandalism is brought to you by Golden Hills Egg Farms: jumbo eggs for a jumbo head.
I fucking love you. lol
You’re a goddamn hero.
Conan’s getting a knife in the back along with his severance package.
NBC and Leno would have you think Conan’s to blame as it benefits them to make Conan the bad guy. Take away the man’s show and now try to take his legacy!
Don’t let NBC and Leno write history! Check out the following link to read of Leno’s deceit:
http://www.therestrainingorder.com/?p=2250
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